IN SANTAS DEFENCE

In Santa's defence...

on the night before Christmas Santa was flying over New Zealand making sure every child was asleep and ready to have nice mourning. he flew over once and saw that everyone but one child was asleep and he decided to fly one more time when he finished his flight he landed on a child's house and stole their biscuits and 1000% alcoholic rum. he read his list and he saw he had a really weird. he read it once and then twice and saw it was a real-life triceratops so he checked his large bag and reached till he saw a cage with

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in social studies, we had  different tasks to do I was trying to start one of them but got too distracted to complete it there was

hello all today I am essay brainstorming for

• All students should have to play a team sport for the school.
• I think this is false
• firstly some people might to out of school activities like cadets or camps or scouts/cubs
• secondly, schools charge for sports and their charges are very very high like almost $50 at some schools.
• if I did agree it would be because
• we need some sport to stay healthy
• the schools needc more contributors to help and share the prizes
• and if you are let's say sporty schools may need an extra hand teaching students to play games like league or football/soccer or even football/rugby
• and back to the against
• if you were let's say sporty well you can play but that is making students UNCOMFORTABLE and they would be doing these AGAINST THERE WILL.
• if you were lucky back in the day we all had to play at least one sport in America and Ireland they would force you to do dancing and cultural sports they had some even hit and physically abused you to do sports (in the USA and Ireland they mainly picked on boys and let the girls do whatever because girls are they carrier and boys were the sporty ones.

grimm fairy tale no. 2

little red riding hood

Once upon a time in a village not that far from a little forest was a little girl named red, everyone in the village called her little red riding hood. she went to her mum and asked to see if she could go to her grandma's house. her mum said no and started slapping, punching and kicking red. red got up barely ran to the door opened it and ran as fast as the flash. while little red riding hood was on her trip she found a knife, with the knife she decided to cut her hand one slit then two slits. the smell of the blood attracted a wolf but this was not just any wolf this wolf could manipulate and pretty much mind control you into letting him eat you. rd started picking up her speed with blood flowing down her arm and you vould dee her bone.when the wolf saw red he was hiding and spying on her until he saw the tears and swang in front of her blocking the rest of the path

grimm fairy tale matrix class english no. 1

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a village near the forest.  Whenever she went out, the little girl wore a red riding cloak, so everyone in the village called her Little Red Riding Hood.

One morning, Little Red Riding Hood asked her mother if she could go to visit her grandmother as it had been a while since they'd seen each other.

"That's a good idea, but be aware there are wolves that are hungry," her mother said.  So they packed a nice basket full of rare meat like cow intestines and hearts for Little Red Riding Hood to take to her grandmother.

When the basket was ready, the little girl put on her red cloak and kissed her mother goodbye.

"Remember, go straight to Grandma's house no stopping to talk to strangers," her mother cautioned.  "Don't dawdle along the way! The woods are dangerous."

"Don't worry, mommy," said Little Red Riding Hood, "I'll be careful."

But when Little Red Riding Hood noticed some lovely flowers in the woods, she forgot her promise to her mother.  She picked a few, watched the butterflies flit about for a while, listened to the frogs croaking and then picked a few more. 

Little Red Riding Hood was enjoying the warm summer day so much, that she didn't notice a dark shadow approaching out of the forest behind her...

Suddenly, the wolf appeared beside her.

"What are you doing out here, little girl?" the wolf asked in a voice as friendly as he could muster.

"I'm on my way to see my Grandma who lives through the forest, near the brook,"  Little Red Riding Hood replied.

Then she realized how late she was and quickly excused herself, rushing down the path to her Grandma's house. 

The wolf, in the meantime, took a shortcut...

The wolf, a little out of breath from running, arrived at Grandma's and knocked lightly at the door.

"Oh thank goodness dear!  Come in, come in! I was worried sick that something had happened to you in the forest," said Grandma thinking that the knock was her granddaughter.

The wolf let himself in.  Poor Granny did not have time to say another word before the wolf gobbled her up!

The wolf let out a satisfied burp and then poked through Granny's wardrobe to find a nightgown that he liked.  He added a frilly sleeping cap, and for good measure, dabbed some of Granny's perfume behind his pointy ears.

A few minutes later, Red Riding Hood knocked on the door.  The wolf jumped into bed and pulled the covers over his nose.  "Who is it?" he called in a crackly voice.

"It's me, Little Red Riding Hood."

"Oh, how lovely!  Do come in, my dear," croaked the wolf.

When Little Red Riding Hood entered the little cottage, she could scarcely recognize her Grandmother.

"Grandmother!  Your voice sounds so odd.  Is something the matter?" she asked.

"Oh, I just have a little cold," squeaked the wolf adding a cough at the end to prove the point.

"But Grandmother!  What big ears you have," said Little Red Riding Hood as she edged closer to the bed.

"The better to hear you with, my dear," replied the wolf.

"But Grandmother!  What big eyes you have," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"The better to see you with, my dear," replied the wolf.

"But Grandmother!  What big teeth you have," said Little Red Riding Hood her voice quivering slightly.

"The better to eat you with, my dear," roared the wolf and he leapt out of the bed and began to chase the little girl.

Almost too late, Little Red Riding Hood realized that the person in the bed was not her Grandmother, but a hungry wolf wanting to bite her toes off and shred her to pieces.

She ran across the room and through the door, shouting, "Help!  Wolf!" as loudly as she could.

An old gentleman who was chopping logs nearby heard her cry and ran towards the cottage as fast as he could.

She grabbed the wolf and made him spit out the poor Grandmother who was a bit frazzled by the whole experience, but still in one piece."Oh, Grandma, I was so scared!"  sobbed Little Red Riding Hood, "I'll never speak to strangers or dawdle in the forest again."

"There, there, child.  You've learned an important lesson.  Thank goodness you shouted loud enough for this kind old gentleman to hear from you!"

The gentleman killed out the wolf and carried him deep into the forest where he would be shredded so no people die any longer.

Little Red Riding Hood and her Grandmother had a nice lunch and a long chat.

1. scriber
2. potractor
3. compass looking thingys
4. yellow light
5. engeneers blue
6. hack saw
7. file
8. emerly cloth
9. welder
10. clamp
11.ear muffs
12.goggles
13. sanders
14.

math work in triganomitry

children under 14 should not have phones (i disagree.)
not all over 14 have phones so people that are under can ring parent/guardian
all phones have been banned in schools for inappropriate usage of mainly 14+
people play on phones instead of doing work.
phones help continue anger issues.
phones help with

advertise life cadbury

Thomas awoke from his bed he was thinking his room looked different. he walked to the kitchen down the stairs and to the left. he had breakfast his breakfast was chocolate.he went to the car and sat in the back and looked at the door he was immediately hungry. he was so hungry instead of opening the door he ate it off the hinges. he went to the beach and went for a surf. he fell off his board a bunch of times the lifeguard was watching him but did nothing. he saw a shark and ran away but was followed and then a song came on the was on a repetitive loop. he got annoyed and went home. he was so mad from this he went to bed and awoke in his old original house

english labels

Signs- caution!
only use if have a lot of coal this uses a lot of it and wasts power.
Car- attention!
only drive if have a restricted licence car may crash
glasses- only wear if these have been subscribed to you by a doctor may worsen eyes.
calculator- caution!
 may cause dumbness in children 5+.
to school- Attention!!
don't break very small parts inside
Chocolate- Caution!
don't give to animals they will I  and I determine they will die.

english camping trip

horror camping trip
 a boy named Thomas was preparing a camp trip for himself and three buddies. he chose his two best friends Michaela and Paige. he also chose Liam to go with him when they entered the 2-foot long bus they were surprised of who the bus driver was it was an associate of theirs named joseph he took them to a stop where there where old wooden cabins and a scary looking

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old maori jobs some we still have

the main jobs we had were farming, cooking, sailing and hunting. we had a few hunters that hunted birds and ducks that have come into New Zealand we also had a chief that went to every house to help mend build and weave. what we weaved were some baskets, beds and blankets. the time it took them to build these things would of taken a while because they would have started a world like just creating a new survival world in mine craft with no cheats. the houses were worse than ours if I was allowed to swear it would describe the difference a lot more but I'm not so this is aswell as I could do. some workers work almost 24 hours and some they work part-time and some work almost 1 hour a day they are the children schools where poor so they did not have the high tech stuff we have like ceramic toilets toilet paper proper clothes and t.v.s they also did not have any sort of electronics.