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Liam White and the Five Fluffy Angel Wolf Hybrids

A Fairy Tale
by Liam

Once upon a time, there was a fluffy boy called Liam White. He was on the way to see his Girlfriend Cotton Candy (Mel) when he decided to take a short cut through New Swamp.
It wasn't long before Liam got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he felt into his bag for his favourite toy, Cat plush, but Cat plush was nowhere to be found! Liam began to panic. He felt sure he had packed Cat plush. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.
Unexpectedly, he saw a Fluffy Angel wolf hybrid dressed in a Pink jacket disappearing into the trees.
"How odd!" thought Liam.
For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the peculiarly dressed Angel wolf hybrid. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.
Eventually, Liam reached a clearing. He found himself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from cucumbers, a house made from cupcakes, a house made from biscuits, a house made from macarons, a house made from jelly babies and a house-made from Cookiez.
Liam could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger.
"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"
Nobody replied.
Liam looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously, it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.
A cackle broke through the air, giving Liam a fright. A witch jumped into space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was Cat plush!
"Cat plush!" shouted Liam. He turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"
The witch just shrugged.
"Give Cat plush back!" cried Liam.
"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.
"At least let Cat plush out of that cage!"
Before she could reply, five Fluffy Angel wolf hybrids rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Liam recognised the one in the Pink jacket that he'd seen earlier. The witch seemed to recognise him too.
"Hello Big Angel Wolf Hybrid," said the witch.
"Good morning." The Angel wolf hybrid noticed Cat plush. "Who is this?"
"That's Cat plush," explained the witch.
"Ooh! Cat plush would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!" demanded the Angel wolf hybrid.
The witch shook her head. "Cat plush is staying with me."
"Um... Excuse me..." Liam interrupted. "Cat plush lives with me! And not in a cage!"
Big Angel Wolf Hybrid ignored him. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked the witch.
The witch thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to be entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door."
Big Angel Wolf Hybrid looked at the house made from Cookiez and said, "No problem, I could eat an entire house made from Cookiez if I wanted to."
"That's nothing," said the next Angel wolf hybrid. "I could eat two houses."
"There's no need to show off," said the witch. Just eat one front door and I'll let you have Cat plush."
Liam watched, feeling very worried. He didn't want the witch to give Cat plush to Big Angel Wolf Hybrid. He didn't think Cat plush would like living with a Fluffy Angel wolf hybrid, away from his house and all his other toys.
The other four Angel wolf hybrids watched while Big Angel Wolf Hybrid put on his bib and withdrew a knife and fork from his pocket.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Big Angel Wolf Hybrid. "Just you watch!"
Big Angel Wolf Hybrid pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from cupcakes. He gulped it down smiling and went back for more.
   And more.
      And more.
Eventually, Big Angel Wolf Hybrid started to get bigger - just a little bit bigger at first. But after a few more fork-fulls of cupcakes, he grew to the size of a large snowball - and he was every bit as round.
"Erm... I don't feel too good," said Big Angel Wolf Hybrid.
Suddenly, he started to roll. He'd grown so round that he could no longer balance!
"Help!" he cried, as he rolled off down a slope into the forest.
Big Angel Wolf Hybrid never finished eating the front door made from cupcakes and Cat plush remained trapped in the witch's cage.
Average Angel Wolf Hybrid stepped up and approached the house made from biscuits.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Average Angel Wolf Hybrid. "Just you watch!"
Average Angel Wolf Hybrid pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from biscuits. She gulped it down smiling and went back for more.
   And more.
      And more.
After a while, Average Angel Wolf Hybrid started to look a little queasy. She grew greener...
   ...and greener.
A woodcutter walked into the clearing. "What's this bush doing here?" he asked.
"I'm not a bush, I'm an Angel wolf-hybrid!" said Average Angel Wolf Hybrid.
"It talks!" exclaimed the woodcutter. "Those talking bushes are the worst kind. I'd better take it away before somebody gets hurt."
"No! Wait!" cried Average Angel Wolf Hybrid, as the woodcutter picked her up. But the woodcutter ignored her cries and carried the Angel wolf hybrid away under his arm.
Average Angel Wolf Hybrid never finished eating the front door made from biscuits and Cat plush remained trapped in the witch's cage.
Little Angel Wolf Hybrid stepped up and approached the house made from macarons.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Little Angel Wolf Hybrid. "Just you watch!"
Little Angel Wolf Hybrid pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from macarons. He gulped it down smiling and went back for more.
   And more.
      And more.
After five or six platefuls, Little Angel Wolf Hybrid started to fidget uncomfortably on the spot.
He stopped eating macarons for a moment, then grabbed another forkful.
But before he could eat it, there came an almighty roar. A bottom burp louder than a rocket taking off propelled Little Angel Wolf Hybrid into the sky.
"Aggghhhhhh!" cried Little Angel Wolf Hybrid. "I'm scared of heigh..."
Little Angel Wolf Hybrid was never seen again.

Little Angel Wolf Hybrid never finished eating the front door made from macarons and Cat plush remained trapped in the witch's cage.
Tiny Angel Wolf Hybrid stepped up and approached the house made from jelly babies.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Tiny Angel Wolf Hybrid. "Just you watch!"
Tiny Angel Wolf Hybrid pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from jelly babies. She gulped it down smiling and went back for more.
   And more.
      And more.
However, on the next mouthful, the food fell straight out of Tiny Angel Wolf Hybrid's mouth. She tried to stuff in another forkful of jelly babies, but once again, the food fell out. There just wasn't enough room left in her belly.
"This is just not fair!" declared Tiny Angel Wolf Hybrid, and stomped off into the forest.
Tiny Angel Wolf Hybrid never finished eating the front door made from jelly babies and Cat plush remained trapped in the witch's cage.
Even-Tinier Angel Wolf Hybrid stepped up and approached the house made from Cookiez.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Even-Tinier Angel Wolf Hybrid. "Just you watch!"
Even-Tinier Angel Wolf Hybrid pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Cookiez. He gulped it down smiling and went back for more.
   And more.
      And more.
Suddenly, Even-Tinier Angel Wolf Hybrid stopped eating and started dancing. While he danced, he sang at the top of his lungs, "Cookiez! Watch me eat all the Cookiez!"
"It looks as though the Cookiez is making you hyperactive," laughed the witch.
"Oh no they're not!" cried Even-Tinier Angel Wolf Hybrid. "I'm always this excited." With that, he walked into a tree.
Bong!
Even-Tinier Angel Wolf Hybrid banged his head and fell backwards onto his bottom. He passed out, exhausted.
Even-Tinier Angel Wolf Hybrid never finished eating the front door made from Cookiez and Cat plush remained trapped in the witch's cage.
"That's it," said the witch. "I win. I get to keep Cat plush."
"Not so fast," said Liam. "There is still one front door to go. The front door of the house made from cucumbers. And I haven't had a turn yet.
"I don't have to give you a turn!" laughed the witch. "My game. My rules."
The woodcutter's voice carried through the forest. "I think you should give him a chance. It's only fair."
"Fine," said the witch. "But you saw what happened to the Angel wolf hybrids. He won't last long."
"I'll be right back," said Liam.
"What?" said the witch. "Where's your sense of impatience? I thought you wanted Cat plush back."
Liam ignored the witch and gathered a hefty pile of sticks. He came back to the clearing and started a small campfire. Carefully, he broke off a piece of the door of the house made from cucumbers and toasted it over the fire. Once it had cooked and cooled just a little, he took a bite. He quickly devoured the whole piece.
Liam sat down on a nearby log.
"You fail!" cackled the witch. "You were supposed to eat the whole door."
"I haven't finished," explained Liam. "I am just waiting for my food to go down."
When Liam's food had digested, he broke off another piece of the door made from cucumbers. Once more, he toasted his food over the fire and waited for it to cool just a little. He ate it at a leisurely pace then waited for it to digest.
Eventually, after several sittings, Liam was down to the final piece of the door made from cucumbers. Carefully, he toasted it and allowed it to cool just a little. He finished his final course. Liam had eaten the entire front door of the house made from cucumbers.
The witch stamped her foot angrily. "You must have tricked me!" she said. "I don't reward cheating!"
"I don't think so!" said a voice. It was the woodcutter. He walked back into the clearing, carrying his axe. "This little boy won fair and square. Now hand over Cat plush or I will chop your broomstick in half."
The witch looked horrified. She grabbed her broomstick and placed it behind her. Then, huffing, she opened the door of the cage.
Liam hurried over and grabbed Cat plush, checking that his favourite toy was all right. Fortunately, Cat plush was unharmed.
Liam thanked the woodcutter, grabbed a quick souvenir, and hurried on to meet Cotton. It was starting to get dark.
When Liam got to Cotton's house, his Girlfriend threw her arms around him.
"I was so worried!" cried Cotton. "You are very late."
As Liam described his day, he could tell that Cotton didn't believe him. So he grabbed a napkin from his pocket.
"What's that?" asked Cotton.
Liam unwrapped a doorknob made from cupcakes. "Pudding!" he said.
Cotton almost fell off her chair.
The End